John Story Jenks Elementary School circa 1960's

Robert O. Staib
From the Class of '67 Photograph contributed by Nancy Karen Stevenson

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Hi Michael,

I'm at a new email address:

cnros@cuyahogacounty.us

Please update your list. In March, I took on a new position in county government as Evaluation Manager for Invest in Children. IIC is an intiative that funds programs for very young children, pre-natal through age five. Examples include newborn home visits, expanding child care, and health insurance coverage.

Thanks for all your time and effort on the Jenks website. It looks great.

Also, I remember Elsa Jaeger reciting a poem - from memory, I think - at an assembly. Maybe just once, maybe more than once. Does that ring any bells? Is this the poem? Thanks.

The Yarn of the 'Nancy Bell' 
by W.S. Gilbert 

'Twas on the shores that round our coast
From Deal to Ramsgate span,
That I found alone on a piece of stone
An elderly naval man.

His hair was weedy, his beard was long,
And weedy and long was he,
And I heard this wight on the shore recite,
In a singular minor key:

"Oh, I am a cook and a captain bold,
And the mate of the Nancy brig,
And a bo'sun tight, and a midshipmite,
And the crew of the captain's gig."

And he shook his fists and he tore his hair,
Till I really felt afraid,
For I couldn't help thinking the man had been drinking,
And so I simply said:

"O, elderly man, it's little I know
Of the duties of men of the sea,
But I'll eat my hand if I understand
How you can possibly be

"At once a cook, and a captain bold,
And the mate of the Nancy brig,
And a bo'sun tight, and a midshipmite,
And the crew of the captain's gig."

Then he gave a hitch to his trousers, which
Is a trick all seamen larn,
And having got rid of a thumping quid,
He spun this painful yarn:

"'Twas in the good ship Nancy Bell
That we sailed to the Indian sea,
And there on a reef we come to grief,
Which has often occurred to me.

"And pretty nigh all o' the crew was drowned
(There was seventy-seven o' soul),
And only ten of the Nancy's men
Said 'Here!' to the muster-roll.

"There was me and the cook and the captain bold,
And the mate of the Nancy brig
And the bo'sun tight, and a midshipmite,
And the crew of the captain's gig.

"For a month we'd neither wittles nor drink,
Till a-hungry we did feel,
So we drawed a lot, and accordin' shot
The captain for our meal.

"The next lot fell to the Nancy's mate,
And a delicate dish he made;
Then our appetite with the midshipmite
We seven survivors stayed.

"And then we murdered the bo'sun tight,
And he much resembled pig,
Then we wittled free, did the cook and me,
On the crew of the captain's gig.

"Then only the cook and me was left,
And the delicate question, 'Which
Of us two goes to the kettle?' arose
And we argued it out as sich.

"For I loved that cook as a brother, I did,
And the cook he worshipped me;
But we'd both be blowed if we'd either be stowed
In the other chap's hold, you see.

"'I'll be eat if you dines off me,' says Tom,
'Yes, that,' says I, 'you'll be,' --
'I'm boiled if I die, my friend,' quoth I,
And 'Exactly so,' quoth he.

"Says he, 'Dear James, to murder me
Were a foolish thing to do,
For don't you see that you can't cook me,
While I can -- and will -- cook you!'

"So he boils the water, and takes the salt
And the pepper in portions true
(Which he never forgot) and some chopped shalot,
And some sage and parsley too.

"'Come here,' says he, with a proper pride,
Which his smiling features tell,
' 'Twill soothing be if I let you see,
How extremely nice you'll smell.'

"And he stirred it round and round and round,
And he sniffed at the foaming froth;
When I ups with his heels, and smothers his squeals
In the scum of the boiling broth.

"And I eat that cook in a week or less,
And -- as I eating be
The last of his chops, why, I almost drops,
For a wessel in sight I see!

"And I never grin, and I never smile,
And I never larf nor play,
But I sit and croak, and a single joke
I have -- which is to say:

"Oh, I am a cook and a captain bold,
And the mate of the Nancy brig,
And a bo'sun tight, and a midshipmite,
And the crew of the captain's gig!"


Robert O. Staib
Evaluation Manager
Invest in Children
310 W. Lakeside Ave., #750
Cleveland, OH 44113
(216)443-6580, FAX (216)443-7575
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After graduating from Drexel I moved to Cleveland in the late 70's and then got my masters degree in Social Work from Case Western Reserve University in 1984. I worked in the non profit sector until 1993 before going to work for the City of Cleveland's Dept.of Public Health. I served as director of the dept. from 1995 to 1999. I've been w/ the county since 2000 where I'm in charge of marketing and outreach for Medicaid, Food Stamps and Child Care.

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This is the graduation photo of the 1967 class at Jenks. Robert, looking forward to hearing from you.


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